This 1995 hit from Alan Jackson starred comedian Jeff Foxworthy as the unfortunate fool who gets drugged early on and ends up marrying the ugliest woman on the planet. The song was a No. 1 hit from Jackson's 'Who I Am' album and showed the singer at his silliest. Of course, Foxworthy was well on his way to a stellar comedy career before making this cameo, but it certainly didn't hurt to further attach him to the country audience. We're not sure what happened to the one-toothed gal from the previous page, but we hope to never see her again. Ever.