"Would you like that covered, smothered, chunked or topped? Or maybe capped?" OK, three-fourths of the Eli Young Band didn't really get day jobs serving eggs and grits at the Waffle House, but they sure look the part don't they? This photo from the band's Twitter page was more likely taken late night, after a gig when stomachs were grumbling. We hear it inspired a song for their new album however:

"Gravy girl, don’t you know that I love you?" We'll go back to writing news stories now and leave joke telling to the pros...