‘If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body Would You Hold it Against Me’

From the mouths of the Bellamy Brothers, this sounds like a pretty smooth pick-up line. Although used the wrong way, it's liable to get a guy slapped in the face. So exercise caution if choosing to repeat this quirky song title in public. "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me / If I swore you were an angel, would you treat me like the devil tonight," they sing in this hit from 1979.