This is one of two songs on this countdown that are certified hits. Joe Nichols' cheeky tribute to the Mexican liquor is a karaoke favorite. "Them pantyhose ain't gonna last too long / If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on / She might come home in a table cloth / Yeah tequila makes her clothes fall off," he sings. This chart-topper was one of the more fun songs from 2005.