How do you think this guy's NASCAR buddies reacted when he came swaggering up bragging about his new tattoo? "You've gotta see ... THIS!" he says, as they struggle to keep from turning away.

No man should have a picture of anything peeking above his waistline. One has to assume he lost a bet to have to get this tattoo... and that he doesn't have a picture of Dale Earnhardt Jr. on his lower back. We're hoping.