Caption This Picture: The Band Perry’s Neil Perry Shows Off Hairy Mug Shot

If the mother of sibling trio the Band Perry had married the 16th President of the United States, this is what Neil Perry would like today. It's a look he may want to consider, as no one in country music is sporting a mid-19th century beard these days. Although things didn't really end well for Abraham Lincoln, did they?

The Band Perry have worn historical costumes in the past, with Kimberly dressing as Marie Antoinette and Neil dressing as 13th century Scottish knight William Wallace for Halloween one year (Mel Gibson in 'Braveheart'). Come to think of it, things didn't end well for those characters either. Stick with the mandolin Neil, it's safer.

Your job is to come up with a caption for this ridic-pic. Leave your clever comments below, and do try to keep it PG or PG-13 rated.