Miranda Lambert is one to speak her mind. She and her husband Blake Shelton have slammed rumors regarding divorce, cheating, and pregnancy too many times to count. The 'Mama's Broken Heart' singer has opened up about how the rumors affect her marriage -- and how she'll tell the public she's actually pregnant.

"Nobody would really know the truth, at this point, for sure," Lambert tells USA Today. "We didn't plan it, but we have fun messing with it." They use the rumors as a smokescreen in a sense, deflecting the truth by joking around about the sometimes ridiculous and utterly false whispers.

She says, "I'm not anorexic. I'm not sure if I'm not pregnant, because I'm supposed to be having an alien child. That's the next headline."

As far as broadcasting once Lambert and Shelton actually are with child ... she dishes that there's only one way to find out. She states, "The only way that anybody will actually know I'm pregnant is when you see a child."

So, to all the curious ones, she has a message for them. "I can see people staring at me if we go to a restaurant," Lambert admits. They not only look at what she's drinking, but also at her stomach. "I just want to be like, 'It's alcohol! I'm not pregnant.' You know what I mean? 'You want to smell it? It's clear, but it ain't water.'"

Thankfully, the country star won't have much time to dwell on any pesky rumors; her new album 'Platinum' streets today -- and she'll no doubt be busy promoting her record.